#crab n go

[aoisekigu]

The goldfish lady will be the main character in Splatoon 4.

[psandabear]

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[pants-shitter-ultimate]

ROCCO!!! ROCCO MY BABY!!! heehee my interpretation of him is so dorky omg..

[lasciviouspoison]

had to write this concept before i forgot it, lol. tw: toji! x chubby!reader, reader is mentioned to be bratty and submissive, use of pet names (mama, sugar, baby), breeding!, reader being cock drunk and toji is pussy drunk like a mf. per usual, i write with black women/woc in mind but all are welcome to read and enjoy. love ya!

toji fucks his pretty chubby bunny like there’s no tomorrow every. single. time.

now of course it took the two of you a bit of time to get comfortable with each other. and by the two of you, i mean you. at first, you were apprehensive to toji seeing you in a bra, much less completely nude!

but after a couple of months, the two of you grew to love each other and your guard completely crumbled to the ground. finally allowing toji to see you, whenever he wanted, however he wanted.

hence why now, it doesn’t matter the occasion, time, or place, when he can fuck you. but just how many times he can get u to cum before he does.

and right now, in your shared candle lit bedroom, he’s at a record number of three…

“jesus fucking christ baby, love it when you lemme fuck ya like this” toji says in between thrusts. there’s sweat beading at his hair line, causing his raven black hair to dampen ever so slightly.

mindless babbles and cries leave your lips as a response, causing him to chuckle and stroke you at a painfully slow pace.

“c’mon baby, talk ta me. lemme know how good i make ya feel.” he’s in your ear, but it feels like his voice is traveling all over you. at this point, you’re so delirious, it feels like he’s talking from inside your head.

“toji y’feel s’good. wanna do this f’rever” you say with a heavy tongue, glossy lips, and tears streaming down your face. if you’d have seen yourself right now, you would’ve ran away from him, but toji can only think to himself how beautiful you look right now.

beautiful hair splayed over the pillows in such a perfect way. your sleepy eyes looking up through those beautiful eye lashes. the perfect nose and full lips. silver jewelry all tangled from the movements, but he doesn’t care. how could he care when your body, that perfect and pliant body, is on display for him? so soft and pretty. smelling of vanilla, you’re like his own piece of heaven. one that he gets to build up and tear down each time you let him.

it’s why each time you let him fuck, he does it like he wants to put you through the mattress.

“forever huh? maybe you should quit that stupid job like i told ya. stay at home and sit pretty for me while i take care of ya. would ya like that mama? tell me sugar.” he’s baiting you, but you’re too cock drunk to care.

“yessss! yesyesyesyes! i’ll quit, i’ll do wha’ever toji jus please don’t stop” your eyes are crossing and your toes are curling. it’s quite shocking how toji can turn such a bratty girl like you into such a submissive and mailable mess.

but he wouldn’t want it any other way.

“‘kay baby. i won’t stop. not gonna till i fill ‘er up. make ya a mama. oh! yer lil pussy must reallyyy like that idea, she tightened up on me, hehe” he says. but his strokes are getting sloppier by the second, so you know he’s close too.

without a second thought, toji sticks his thumb in your mouth and you automatically suck on it. he pulls it out with a ‘pop’ and rubs tiny circles on your clit. it makes your legs shake while you attempt to close them despite toji’s body being in the way.

he grabs your face with his other hand and kisses you deeply, tongue swiping over your bottom lip before entering your mouth. at this point, the two of you are moaning and whining into each others mouths like some horny teens.

it’s amazing how your neighbors haven’t complained about the noise yet.

toji removes his mouth from yours and buries his head in your neck, “gonna cum baby. want it inside?” his voice is gravely and his thrusts are getting harder by the second.

“yes toji! wan’ it inside me!” you manage to whine out.

didn’t have to tell him twice, “okay baby, g’nna give it to ya- ah- fuck! there ya go baby. there ya fuckin go. take it all”. he’s cumming so hard that his jaw locked, forcing him to talk through his teeth. his hands pry your legs open as far as they can go, trying to savor as much of you as he can before the sensitivity kills him.

you can feel the warmth from his cum shoot deep into you, which triggers your fourth orgasm of the night. the two of you are mindlessly grinding against each other while riding out your highs. toji making note to not drop his full weight onto you, but hold you close, which results in you being elevated slightly off the bed.

soon after, you can feel toji set you down gently and lay on top of you. hes stroking your hair and wiping your tears away until he hears you let out a loud breath.

“ya back with me mama?” voice laced with concern.

“m’okay now toji.” you say with a slightly shakey voice. your hand comes up to brush some of his hair out from in front of his eyes.

toji sits back on his knees, still inside you, and examines your face and upper body for any signs of him being too rough.

“was scared i hurt ya. i know i can get a lil too rough at times” he says while rubbing your boobs gently.

you let out a small laugh and adjust yourself on the bed, causing your hips to move back slightly on toji’s dick. he tries not to hiss at the feeling but his brain has turned to mush again and now all he can think about is how good you smell. “you’re never too rough toji. i’d tell you if you were”. you say with such a sweet and gentle smile, meanwhile toji feels like a fucking rabid animal.

and suddenly, he’s laying on top of you again, kissing and sucking on your neck. his hands have moved back down to your thighs where they’ve begun to push your legs back.

his head knocks into your jaw and he licks the side of your mouth. his body is burning hot and he’s running low on stamina, but he can’t help himself.

“good. cause m’still hard”.

[spotsupstuff]

takin a break from asks a lil with misc. oc stuff + some ideas for iterator cleaner fauna. cuz there just ain't enough of variety in those structures yet n i've been thinkin about cleaning methods of the insides for ages now

[scottie-draws-sometimes]

OK K.O. is a really really really good show

[veryloovy]

Nori: -killed by a Disassembly Drone, but not actually-

Nori: -accepts the help of one of the things that nearly killed her because his (former) master has turned on him and he's dumb lol-

Nori: -entrusts the single most important item that can save Uzi to this stupid Disassembly Drone-

Nori: -saves said stupid Disassembly Drone when her possessed daughter begins to attack him-

Also Nori: -rages at the implication that Uzi and this stupid Disassembly Drone are dating because his kind turned her into a crab despite otherwise being being pretty alright with him up to that point-

[ketchup-bunny]

[delarpix]

What? It’s all mine

[conkreetmonkey]

Splatoon 3 really should have had a better thought out food ticket system. It's pretty well known that if you play Salmon Run or Shell Out at all, you're going to accumulate them far faster than you can use them up without wastage.

It's weird because every other "currency" is pretty well thought out, and most are annoyingly grindy to acquire as opposed to the frankly overly-generous Crab-N-Go system.

Shelldon Liscenses can be converted to Shell Out tokens once you've unlocked everything in the shop, a feat that would require you to have absolutely no life at all outside of the game. Super Sea Snails can be acquired after Splatfests have ended by leveling up, as a contingency for after the game inevitably stops receiving updates. A lot of edge cases are accounted for, and yet food tickets piling up with no way to spend them without deliberate wastage is the norm.

My solution? Well, first let's establish the problems:

1. Food and drink tickets build up faster than they can be spent

2. Lesser tickets are flat-out less valuable than greater tickets with no redeeming qualities, and due to the previously mentioned issue, rarely see use as a result.

3. It's too hard to get the drink tickets you want, and once you do they often don't make enough of a difference in ability rates to feel worth foregoing a food boost for.

How would I solve this? I'll start with more obvious, common sense solutions I think would flat-out fix everything wrong here:

- Allow an amount of lesser tickets to be "combined" into a greater ticket of the same type, with some "wastage" to keep them from just being a stepping stone (for example, perhaps three 1.5x tickets for one 2.5x tickets).

- Allow players to have both a food and drink boost active at the same time. There's no real reason you need to choose one or the other, the effects don't interact with each other.

- Boost drink effect efficiency.

This would solve everything, I'm sure of it.

NOW for some less-advisable bonus ideas...

- A system for conversion of tickets into cash or other currencies (Splatoon doesn't really do this for any currency, and it would be weird if only tickets were affected, but then again they are by far the most expendable currency, and in-universe would definitely be sought after due to being exchanged for food, something practical alongside the boost... after all, is the xp/cash/ability boost not just a gameplay representation of a post-meal energy boost? I've thought this for years, and even used to have an OC who bought and sold tickets for cash (and also allegedly did just a smidge of ticket forgery) back in the days of Splat 2)

- LET THE EFFECTS STACK. ENDLESSLY. (Definitely a bad idea, but it would be so goddamn fun. Leveling up wouldn't mean anything anymore. Cash would flow like water. It might come under fire from concerned parents for promoting overeating, to which I say look at my character, he's thin as a rail, he probably needs this)

[nrc-confessions]

As someone also from Octavinelle, it only smells like fish after

1. Long work days at mostro since we work with them a lot

Or

2. After breaks (people return from home smelling like the ocean and stuff, not totally fish)

It’s really only the first 1 tbh very rarely do people smell ‘fishy’ after break like you said it’s more that ocean smell 🤷

[technicallyaminecraftsimp]

HOLLYYYYYYY SHIT MY HEART JUST STOPPEDDDDDDD

[crehador]

brother crab's winter 2024 parting thoughts: gekkan mousou kagaku

aka "this may as well happen" the anime

needless to say this was absolutely absurd, but fun! the director miyawaki chizuru is behind a whole lot of gintama and did the original character designs for boueibu s3, so i was pretty sure i would have a good time here (and i did!)

gekkanmou doesn't really have the same magic as boueibu to me, but that's not surprising since boueibu is one of my all-time favorites. as far as magical boy series go... honestly while it was fun it's not at the top of my recommendations list, nothing really stood out as exceptional or can't miss

though i gotta say THIS EDWARD GUY WHO IS A MASSIVE SIMP FOR HIS ENORMOUS FURRY GIRLFRIEND??? WHAT A KING FR i feel like we use the phrase "i support women's wrongs" too easily, THIS GUY FOLLOWED TF THROUGH AND YOU KNOW WHAT. GOOD FOR HIM. he, despite being human, was 100% ready to let his big anthro queen eradicate all humans!!! truly the women's wrongs supporter of all time

anyway tl;dr absolutely ridiculous and reasonably fun! came for shiraimu and he wound up being a dog who was a guy who was a bird so. excellent

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

ik Doing It Scared is a massive part of helping anxiety and just life in general but I'm still mad about it

[bylertruther]

the degree to which i love mermaid fics always makes me giggle bc i get so #entranced by them but in real life i'm literally kicking screaming and crying like a little baby whenever i have to actually get in any kind of natural body of water and having a full on crisis whenever anything (god forbid) actually touches me while in that body of water